“The Amazing Secrets Of A Short, Desperate Nerd From Pomona”
Carlton's full-page dating ad that pulled like crazy by twisting the market's usual promise -- teaching a self-confessed nerd's secrets of attracting women instead of chasing them -- even though the ghost-censored book behind it got returned by nearly every buyer.
And The Reports Are FREE!
The Amazing "Girl-Attracting" Secrets Of A Short, Desperate Nerd From Pomona!
(From Los Angeles) Staying home alone on Saturday night really sucks -- I should know, because for years I had a rotten love-life. I'm short (under 5'7"), skinny (130 lbs. soaking wet), I have zero fashion-sense, I drove a sick-looking pickup truck, and I was always dead-broke. In short...
I Was A Complete "Nerd"!
For years, the only dates I could get were "blind dates from Hell" -- ladies who drank too much, had the morals of an alley cat, preferred "bikers" to nice guys, or who used men (even on the first date) as sources of instant cash. I started to get emotionally numb from rejection and bad experiences.
The only thing I had going for me was my brain. I was always interested in psychology and "behavior research"-- you know, the "voodoo" research techniques that are responsible for making U.S. advertising companies so filthy rich. My question was: If modern scientific research can reveal what America wants to buy... why can't those same techniques reveal...
What Makes Women "Go After" Certain Men?
I doubted I'd find out anything important, but I threw myself into the research anyway... for 3 entire months! What I discovered nearly blew my mind -- and turned my love-life around 100% overnight! I went from being a lonely nerd, to being literally surrounded by available women... in relaxed, "no way to lose" situations that often-as-not led to incredible romance!
Did I change my basic personality? No way! I still drove a wreck, still wore cheap clothes, still had no money... and I was still short and skinny. What did change was that I had finally "broken the code" on creating romance. And it was all so simple -- why more guys haven't discovered these same secrets still baffles me. And it works for everybody, because it's all based on the natural attraction you already possess! (After a great string of satisfying romances, I'm now happily married to the girl of my dreams -- something I never thought would happen!)
What I discovered is the grand prize of romance:
The Secrets Of Attracting Women... Not Chasing Them Down!
Once you understand these simple secrets, you'll have all the "work" of meeting women done for you... automatically! And the most amazing thing is, it doesn't matter what you look like, how old you are, or even if you have a few "bad habits" you think are "turning women off"... Once you learn the secrets of "dusting off" your natural powers of attraction, love and romance (and more) will come roaring into your life like magic! Here's a sample of what I want to share with you:
- How to "read " the signals of women who are dying to date you right now! (Oh, they're out there all right, and they want you... in fact, they think they're being obvious, but I'll bet you're blind to these signals. Just learning this one secret -- how to "read" women -- will boost your "romance potential" through the roof!)
- *Proven ways to get women to initiate "accidental" dates that are pressure-free!*
- *How to permanently cancel-out negative thoughts and revive your "clogged up" reservoirs of romantic drive and energy!*
- How to easily "position" yourself so women actually compete for your attention!
- How to avoid the 13 mistakes that ruin most guys love-lives!
- *How to conquer any nervous moment -- during your first conversation, first date, even intimate encounters! (And how to be "in control" even when you feel otherwise!)*
- How to "repel" rejection... and use your emotions to supercharge your good feelings! (This works like crazy for shy guys!)
- *Why having money or a nice car is 100% irrelevant to having a great love-life! (And the 3 "basics" that are relevant, but ignored by nearly every lonely guy!)*
- How to maintain the "right" kind of peak sexual energy that excites women! (Most guys worry -- unnecessarily -- about "performance"... but you won't, anymore!)
And more -- like how to maximize your natural powers of attraction... how to "test" women for desirable qualities before you date them... how to "use" your shyness to force women to pursue you... how to naturally win a woman's trust fast... and so much more, it'd take a hundred pages just to outline it all!
What I've done is to package these amazing secrets in a superb collection of detailed reports called "Guaranteed Sexual Success!" -- a package that literally has the power to...
Change Your Love-Life Forever!
In this incredible package, you also get two FREE bonus reports. The first one titled "Your First Week's Checklist For New Romance," it explains the simple secrets of immediately re-arranging your love-life so that you can have a "hot date" by the very next weekend! The second bonus report is titled "How To Control Your Date For Maximum Fun and Minimum Stress" -- the secrets of staying relaxed and in control to make sure your date is "near perfect". Plus, you get a...
100% "No Risk" Guarantee!
You can examine this package for a full 90 days, and if you're not convinced it's the real thing, you can send it back for an immediate refund... no questions asked. And, you can keep the FREE bonus reports as my gift for trusting me on this.
Ordering Is Simple, Descreet & Anonymous
I've set up a special toll-FREE number where you can order "Guaranteed Sexual Success" without the slightest bit of apprehension or embarrassement. You see, the operators won't even know what they're selling. All you have to do is call 1-800-316-5871 and tell the operator that you would like to order "The Package". They'll get the necessary information and send it directly to my office, so I can send you ~~Guaranteed Sexual Success~~, well "The Package".
Or, if you prefer, you can simply write your name and address on a piece of paper, include a check or money order for $37 even. This will cover all the shipping and handling. Mail that paper with your payment made payable to:
OHP Research 5908 Lemon Avenue, Dept A Long Beach, CA, 90805.
You can spend next weekend like your last one... or, you can start right away (before next weekend!) enjoying the exciting, pleasurable love-life you've always dreamed of. (And start channeling your natural biological urges where they belong!) Call right now!
Sincerely,
[signature: Mike]
Mike O'Leary
P.S. There's so much garbage on this subject being sold out there it's embarrassing -- and high-time someone who's proud of their reputation (and not afraid to use their real name) told you the truth!
P.P.S. One more thing -- if you call right now, I'll make sure your package is rushed to you by return first-class mail (packaged in sturdy "privacy-insured" unmarked wrapping). So get ready for some fast (and exciting) changes in your life... call right now, all right?
What Real People Say About Mike's Real Secrets!
"I've always looked like a roughneck Marine -- right down to the tatoos and foul mouth -- but you showed me a really simple way to instantly increase the number of quality women in my life. I now have more choices, more opportunities, and a ton more dates. Thanks, Mike." -- Gene Thompson, Sierra Madre
"Your tips on 'reading' women just opened up a whole new world for me; I never realized there were so many available women around me... I was unnecessarily dying from loneliness! I'm now married to the girl of my dreams." -- George Rey, Pasadena
"Where the heck were you ten years ago? After you showed me how to use my natural attraction, I've now got a fantastic sex life. When I think of all those wasted years..." -- Dean Anderson, Palmdale
The book being touted in this ad was written by a nice young Catholic boy who married the first girl he ever kissed.
It's true. I couldn't make this stuff up.
The client actually had the goods -- he had learned some pretty remarkable insights and tactics in the mating game, and was very successful with the ladies. But he couldn't write to save his life. So he hired the nice Catholic boy... who promptly censored everything the client told him.
I imagine the poor guy blushed and had nightmares the entire time he spent writing the book. At any rate... almost none of the really good advice made it to the printed page.
The final manuscript read like a Boy Scout dating manual from the Fifties.
I tell you this interesting little tidbit because... while the ad I wrote pulled like crazy... almost every customer who actually read the book returned it for a refund. Someday, the client is going to go back and reveal all the good stuff that was edited out, and nobody's gonna return that book. But often, it takes more energy and motivation to fix a product than it does to create it in the first place. That's just human nature. It's much more fun to move on to another exciting project.
I include the ad here only because it's a good example of "twisting" the usual benefits of the market. Most products of this sort are about becoming an alpha male, with all the necessary skills of pursuing and seducing mates. That sounds like too much work to me -- so I touted the idea of attracting women, so they come to you. Subtle twist. It worked.
The book sucked, was all.